Rock Bottom to Rock Hard Romantic Card

Rock Bottom to Rock Hard Romantic Card

$6.00

Front
Before you I was at rock bottom, now I’m just rock hard.

Inside
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Product Details
What’s that poking through under those satin sheets? Don’t just show your lover how much they mean to you. Tell them!

  • 5” x 7” dope AF card

  • Hot and heavy smooth cardstock

  • Envelope* with a separate seal included so you don’t lick that shit.

*Color of envelope might be a different color than image on website

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