Health Insurance Perks Anniversary Card

Health Insurance Perks Anniversary Card

$6.00

Front
The best part of marrying you is the health insurance.

Inside
The second best part is the sex. Happy Anniversary.

Product Details
Go ahead and try that new position. If things take a turn, at least that ER visit will be covered.

  • 5” x 7” dope AF card

  • Hot and heavy smooth cardstock

  • Envelope* with a separate seal included so you don’t lick that shit.

*Color of envelope might be a different color than image on website

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