Front
Even if we never have kids, I’ll still call you daddy.

Inside
Blank

Product Details
If it’s permission you’re looking for, consider it granted. Kids not included.

• 5” x 7” dope AF card

• Hot and heavy smooth cardstock

• Envelope* with a separate seal included so you don’t lick that shit.

*Color of envelope might be a different color than image on website

Intentionally funny, accidentally original.