Front
True love is spending more for the rechargeable lithium battery.

Inside
True compromise is taking turns sharing it. Happy Anniversary.

Product Details
Rock, paper, scissors to see who gets first dibs.

• 5” x 7” dope AF card

• Hot and heavy smooth cardstock

• Envelope* with a separate seal included so you don’t lick that shit.

*Color of envelope might be a different color than image on website

Intentionally funny, accidentally original.