Front
Congrats on coming out to your religious family.

Inside
Now let’s turn water into wine and forget all about it.

Product Details
Even Jesus would buy them a drink to celebrate.

• 5” x 7” dope AF card

• Hot and heavy smooth cardstock

• Envelope* with a separate seal included so you don’t lick that shit.

*Color of envelope might be a different color than image on website

Intentionally funny, accidentally original.